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		<title>Shotgun Sam &#8211; Mudfish</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Title: Shotgun Sam Writer: Mudfish Band Producer and Engineer: Conrad Askland Released: 2002 Album: New Faces Vol Four Label: Road Records Copyright: © 2002 Mudfish Style: Rock, bands, blues Play Audio or Download MP3: Shotgun Sam &#8211; New Faces Vol. 4 LYRICS &#8211; SHOTGUN SAM I was playin&#8217; in a bar out in New Orleans Yeah I got me a little Cajun queen She&#8217;s a brown eyed beauty with long brown hair When I&#8217;m with her I don&#8217;t have a care Daddy don&#8217;t like me He&#8217;s goin&#8217; all around He&#8217;s carryin&#8217; a shotgun He shot &#8216;em all down CHORUS He&#8217;s a mean old man named Shotgun Sam And he&#8217;s pointin&#8217; that gun at me I thought about fighting but I wouldn&#8217;t dare &#8216;Cause that big ol&#8217; shotgun&#8217;s a loaded for bear It was a hot August Friday night And I knew this could be the end of my life But I&#8217;m here to tell you When you&#8217;re under the gun That girl wasn&#8217;t worth it But she sure was fun CHORUS He&#8217;s a mean old man named Shotgun Sam And he&#8217;s pointin&#8217; that gun at me ****************** Mudfish is a band from Southern California.]]></description>
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<li><strong>Title</strong>: Shotgun Sam</li>
<li><strong>Writer:</strong> Mudfish Band</li>
<li><strong>Producer and Engineer: </strong>Conrad Askland</li>
<li><strong>Released:</strong> 2002</li>
<li><strong>Album:</strong> New Faces Vol Four</li>
<li><strong>Label:</strong> Road Records</li>
<li><strong>Copyright:</strong> © 2002 Mudfish</li>
<li><strong>Style:</strong> Rock, bands, blues</li>
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<p><strong>LYRICS &#8211; SHOTGUN SAM</strong></p>
<p>I was playin&#8217; in a bar out in New Orleans<br />
Yeah I got me a little Cajun queen<br />
She&#8217;s a brown eyed beauty with long brown hair<br />
When I&#8217;m with her I don&#8217;t have a care</p>
<p>Daddy don&#8217;t like me<br />
He&#8217;s goin&#8217; all around<br />
He&#8217;s carryin&#8217; a shotgun<br />
He shot &#8216;em all down</p>
<p>CHORUS<br />
He&#8217;s a mean old man named Shotgun Sam<br />
And he&#8217;s pointin&#8217; that gun at me</p>
<p>I thought about fighting but I wouldn&#8217;t dare<br />
&#8216;Cause that big ol&#8217; shotgun&#8217;s a loaded for bear<br />
It was a hot August Friday night<br />
And I knew this could be the end of my life</p>
<p>But I&#8217;m here to tell you<br />
When you&#8217;re under the gun<br />
That girl wasn&#8217;t worth it<br />
But she sure was fun</p>
<p>CHORUS<br />
He&#8217;s a mean old man named Shotgun Sam<br />
And he&#8217;s pointin&#8217; that gun at me</p>
<p>******************</p>
<p>Mudfish is a band from Southern California.</p>
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		<title>Shelter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 19:46:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Title: Shelter Writer: Pete Westman (PD Westman) Vocalist: Pete Westman Producer/Keyboards: Conrad Askland Released: 1999 Album: New Faces Vol Three Label: Road Records Copyright: © 1999 Pete Westman Style: Funk, blues Play Audio or Download MP3: Shelter &#8211; New Faces Vol. 3 LYRICS &#8211; SHELTER Can slow the blow The rushes through my brain Can you calm the ocean waves Just like two ships a sailing Passing in the night Seconds and inches from each other&#8217;s sight CHORUS I run from shelter deep in your arms Please give me shelter don&#8217;t do me no harm My terminal affection awaits to escape Should I know when to run or just when it&#8217;s safe Your chemical reaction comes to rescue me Before I sink like a stone tossed in the sea CHORUS Shelter&#8230; Tryin&#8217; to do what&#8217;s right for all the wrong reasons We consistently change like nature&#8217;s own seasons Is my intuition, is it up to blame Are we all that different or just all the same CHORUS ************************** Pete Westman was a very intense singer, guitarist and songwriter. I worked with him at the Road Records recording studio in Southern California off and on for many years. We had always [...]]]></description>
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<li>Title: Shelter</li>
<li>Writer: Pete Westman (PD Westman)</li>
<li>Vocalist: Pete Westman</li>
<li>Producer/Keyboards: Conrad Askland</li>
<li>Released: 1999</li>
<li>Album: New Faces Vol Three</li>
<li>Label: Road Records</li>
<li>Copyright: © 1999 Pete Westman</li>
<li>Style: Funk, blues</li>
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<p><a href="http://conradaskland.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pete-westman.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-237" title="pete-westman" src="http://conradaskland.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pete-westman.jpg" alt="" width="92" height="128" /></a></p>
<p><strong>LYRICS &#8211; SHELTER</strong></p>
<p>Can slow the blow<br />
The rushes through my brain<br />
Can you calm the ocean waves<br />
Just like two ships a sailing<br />
Passing in the night<br />
Seconds and inches from each other&#8217;s sight</p>
<p>CHORUS<br />
I run from shelter deep in your arms<br />
Please give me shelter don&#8217;t do me no harm</p>
<p>My terminal affection awaits to escape<br />
Should I know when to run or just when it&#8217;s safe<br />
Your chemical reaction comes to rescue me<br />
Before I sink like a stone tossed in the sea</p>
<p>CHORUS</p>
<p>Shelter&#8230;</p>
<p>Tryin&#8217; to do what&#8217;s right for all the wrong reasons<br />
We consistently change like nature&#8217;s own seasons<br />
Is my intuition, is it up to blame<br />
Are we all that different or just all the same</p>
<p>CHORUS</p>
<p>**************************</p>
<p>Pete Westman was a very intense singer, guitarist and songwriter. I worked with him at the Road Records recording studio in Southern California off and on for many years. We had always talked about taking a vacation together to Asia and going to Thailand. Now I&#8217;ve lived in Asia for several years and go to Thailand several times a year. I always think of Pete when I go.</p>
<p>Sadly Pete (PD) passed away on March 8, 2004. I have a fan page for him over on my blog at:<br />
<a href="http://www.conradaskland.com/blog/2007/07/in-memory-of-pete-westman-aka-paul-d-westman/" target="_blank">http://www.conradaskland.com/blog/2007/07/in-memory-of-pete-westman-aka-paul-d-westman/</a></p>
<p>If you like his music please leave a comment here or over there, or both. I know his friends and family would appreciate that.</p>
<p>One of my first recording sessions with Pete, I was doing some editing he requested and concentrating on the mixing board. He was sitting behind me. As I&#8217;m working I smell something burning and I start to panic, looking around the studio for smoke. I turn around and while I was editing he had set up this little shrine with a table cloth complete with incense burners. He was burning incense in the studio! I freaked. He was like, &#8220;Hey man, I&#8217;m just trying to get in my space and get the vibe going.&#8221; Years later we would always laugh about that.</p>
<p>We miss you PD!</p>
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		<title>Your Own Sin &#8211; Albert Miranda Band</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 19:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Title: Your Own Sin Writer: Albert Miranda Vocalist: Albert Miranda Producer/Keyboards: Conrad Askland Released: 1999 Album: New Faces Vol Three Label: Road Records Copyright: © 1999 Albert Miranda Style: Blues, bands Play Audio or Download MP3: Your Own Sin &#8211; New Faces Vol. 3 LYRICS &#8211; YOUR OWN SIN Feeling like I&#8217;m all alone Why should I have to feel this way Feeling like I lost someone Shouldn&#8217;t to end this way Oh tell me why did you ever have to go now? Oh tell me why did you ever have to leave me? Stuck around for my birthday Feeling like I lost someone Shouldn&#8217;t have to feel this way Feeling like I love someone But I can&#8217;t see their face CHORUS Tell me what do you think when you think of me? Does the thought of it make you proud of me? I came out looking just like him Does it ever remind you of your own sin? (Instrumental Solos) CHORUS ************************** Albert Miranda is a Christian blues singer and guitarist from the Southern California High Desert. I produced an album for him and this is one of the cuts on that album, also released by Road Records on [...]]]></description>
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<li>Title: Your Own Sin</li>
<li>Writer: Albert Miranda</li>
<li>Vocalist: Albert Miranda</li>
<li>Producer/Keyboards: Conrad Askland</li>
<li>Released: 1999</li>
<li>Album: New Faces Vol Three</li>
<li>Label: Road Records</li>
<li>Copyright: © 1999 Albert Miranda</li>
<li>Style: Blues, bands</li>
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<p><strong>Play Audio or Download MP3:<br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;"><a class="wpaudio" href="http://www.conradaskland.net/audio-canet/Conrad-Askland-Road-Records/085407411222-New Faces Vol. 3/085407411222-02.mp3">Your Own Sin &#8211; New Faces Vol. 3</a></span></strong></p>
<p><strong>LYRICS &#8211; YOUR OWN SIN</strong></p>
<p>Feeling like I&#8217;m all alone<br />
Why should I have to feel this way<br />
Feeling like I lost someone<br />
Shouldn&#8217;t to end this way</p>
<p>Oh tell me why did you ever have to go now?<br />
Oh tell me why did you ever have to leave me?<br />
Stuck around for my birthday</p>
<p>Feeling like I lost someone<br />
Shouldn&#8217;t have to feel this way<br />
Feeling like I love someone<br />
But I can&#8217;t see their face</p>
<p>CHORUS<br />
Tell me what do you think when you think of me?<br />
Does the thought of it make you proud of me?<br />
I came out looking just like him<br />
Does it ever remind you of your own sin?</p>
<p>(Instrumental Solos)</p>
<p>CHORUS</p>
<p>**************************</p>
<p>Albert Miranda is a Christian blues singer and guitarist from the Southern California High Desert. I produced an album for him and this is one of the cuts on that album, also released by Road Records on the New Faces Volume 3 compilation CD.</p>
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		<title>You Don&#8217;t Even Know</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Title: You Don&#8217;t Even Know Writer: Conrad Askland Vocalist: Tamarac Producer and Engineer: Conrad Askland Released: 1997 Album: New Faces Volume Two Label: Road Records Copyright: © 1997 Conrad Askland Style: Ballad, big band, love song, nostalgia, retro, blues Play Audio or Download MP3: You Don&#8217;t Even Know &#8211; New Faces Vol. 2 LYRICS &#8211; YOU DON&#8217;T EVEN KNOW Just tell me you want me to stay a couple more hours And then when that time is through We&#8217;ll take that couple more hours and turn them into a few But I will lie here silently with my secret blues &#8216;Cause you don&#8217;t even know that I&#8217;m in love with you I want you to tell me you love me too But I may never ever see that day So til I hear what I want you to say Just tell me you want me to stay CHORUS And so I lie here silently with my secret blues &#8216;Cause you don&#8217;t even know that I&#8217;m in love with you (Instrumental Solos) I want you to tell me you love me too But I may never ever see that day So til I hear what I want you to say Just [...]]]></description>
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<li>Title: You Don&#8217;t Even Know</li>
<li>Writer: Conrad Askland</li>
<li>Vocalist: Tamarac</li>
<li>Producer and Engineer: Conrad Askland</li>
<li>Released: 1997</li>
<li>Album: New Faces Volume Two</li>
<li>Label: Road Records</li>
<li>Copyright: © 1997 Conrad Askland</li>
<li>Style: Ballad, big band, love song, nostalgia, retro, blues</li>
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<p><strong>Play Audio or Download MP3:<br />
<span style="font-weight: normal;"><a class="wpaudio" href="http://www.conradaskland.net/audio-canet/Conrad-Askland-Road-Records/085407411123-New%20Faces%20Vol.%202/085407411123-11.mp3">You Don&#8217;t Even Know &#8211; New Faces Vol. 2</a></span></strong></p>
<p><strong>LYRICS &#8211; YOU DON&#8217;T EVEN KNOW</strong></p>
<p>Just tell me you want me to stay a couple more hours<br />
And then when that time is through<br />
We&#8217;ll take that couple more hours and turn them into a few<br />
But I will lie here silently with my secret blues<br />
&#8216;Cause you don&#8217;t even know that I&#8217;m in love with you</p>
<p>I want you to tell me you love me too<br />
But I may never ever see that day<br />
So til I hear what I want you to say<br />
Just tell me you want me to stay</p>
<p>CHORUS<br />
And so I lie here silently with my secret blues<br />
&#8216;Cause you don&#8217;t even know that I&#8217;m in love with you</p>
<p>(Instrumental Solos)</p>
<p>I want you to tell me you love me too<br />
But I may never ever see that day<br />
So til I hear what I want you to say<br />
Just tell me you want me to stay</p>
<p>CHORUS</p>
<p>**************************</p>
<p>I wanted this to sound like it was being played live in 1930 late at night. For the piano I even used an old upright piano so nothing would sound digital.</p>
<p>My grandfather used to play saxophone in the touring big bands and my grandmother also toured playing jazz piano. So sometimes I imagine what that must have been like back then &#8211; fun times for musicians.</p>
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		<title>To His Coy Mistress &#8211; Butter Band</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Title: To His Coy Mistress Writer: Butter Band Producer/Engineer: Conrad Askland Released: 1999 Album: Butter Band &#8211; Feast of Lupercalia Label: Road Records Copyright: c 1999 Butter Band Style: Funk, Poetry, Blues, Comedy, Novelty Play Audio or Download MP3: To His Coy Mistress &#8211; Butter Band &#8211; Feast of Lupercalia LYRICS &#8211; TO HIS COY MISTRESS (NOTE: This is the BUTTER BAND version of &#8220;To His Coy Mistress&#8221;, which has some interruptions and lyric changes. For the original poem by Andrew Marvell please scroll further down this page) Had we but world enough, and time, This coyness, lady, were no crime. We would sit down and think which way To walk, and pass our long love&#8217;s day; Thou by the Indian Ganges&#8217; side Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide Of Humber would complain. I would Love you ten years before the Flood; And you should, if you please, refuse Till the conversion of the Jews. My vegetable love should grow Vaster than empires, and more slow. Oh yes, my vegetable love should grow Vaster than empires, much harder and slow And it began like this I was reflecting into my bowl of soup At Roxy&#8217;s on the corner of [...]]]></description>
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<li>Title: To His Coy Mistress</li>
<li>Writer: Butter Band</li>
<li>Producer/Engineer: Conrad Askland</li>
<li>Released: 1999</li>
<li>Album: Butter Band &#8211; Feast of Lupercalia</li>
<li>Label: Road Records</li>
<li>Copyright: c 1999 Butter Band</li>
<li>Style: Funk, Poetry, Blues, Comedy, Novelty</li>
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<p><strong>LYRICS &#8211; TO HIS COY MISTRESS</strong></p>
<p><em>(</em><strong><em>NOTE:</em></strong><em> This is the BUTTER BAND version of &#8220;To His Coy Mistress&#8221;, which has some interruptions and lyric changes. For the original poem by Andrew Marvell please scroll further down this page)</em></p>
<p><em>Had we but world enough, and time,<br />
This coyness, lady, were no crime.<br />
We would sit down and think which way<br />
To walk, and pass our long love&#8217;s day;<br />
Thou by the Indian Ganges&#8217; side<br />
Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide<br />
Of Humber would complain. I would<br />
Love you ten years before the Flood;<br />
And you should, if you please, refuse<br />
Till the conversion of the Jews.<br />
My vegetable love should grow<br />
Vaster than empires, and more slow.</em></p>
<p>Oh yes, my vegetable love should grow<br />
Vaster than empires, much harder and slow</p>
<p>And it began like this<br />
I was reflecting into my bowl of soup<br />
At Roxy&#8217;s on the corner of Eighth Avenue<br />
Home of the world&#8217;s greatest cheesecake<br />
When I was suddenly overtaken by an urge<br />
To find the world&#8217;s greatest martini<br />
After a few hours of bewilderment<br />
I decided to sit in the chair of contemplation<br />
And upon contemplating I was suddenly enlightened<br />
By the chair next to me<br />
Why search the world over<br />
When I had already made the world&#8217;s greatest martini</p>
<p><em><br />
An hundred years should go to praise<br />
Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze;<br />
Two hundred to adore each breast,</em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-style: normal;">Oh yes&#8230;</span></em></p>
<p><em> But thirty thousand to the rest;<br />
An age at least to every part,<br />
And the last age should show your heart.<br />
For, lady, you deserve this state,</em></p>
<p>I think of you and gently master****</p>
<p><em> But at my back I always hear<br />
Time&#8217;s winged chariot hurrying near;<br />
And yonder all before us lie<br />
Deserts of vast eternity.</em></p>
<p>Oh yes, deserts of vast virginity</p>
<p>Now before there was Valentine&#8217;s Day<br />
There was the Feast of Lupercalia<br />
The good old days in Rome<br />
When we would drink heavily of the finest wine<br />
Occasionally sacrificing a dog or goat<br />
In the evening we would chase naked virgins through the streets<br />
Whipping them for being inconveniently pure<br />
Ah &#8211; Old-fashioned romance: The Feast of Lupercalia</p>
<p><em> Thy beauty shall no more be found,<br />
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound<br />
My echoing song; then worms shall try<br />
That long preserv&#8217;d virginity,<br />
And your quaint honour turn to dust,<br />
And into ashes all my lust.<br />
The grave&#8217;s a fine and private place,<br />
But none I think do there embrace.</em></p>
<p><em> Now therefore, while the youthful hue<br />
Sits on thy skin like morning dew,<br />
And while thy willing soul transpires<br />
At every pore with instant fires,</em></p>
<p>The grave&#8217;s a fine and private place,<br />
But none I think do there embrace.</p>
<p>We were sitting at Domingo&#8217;s with my girlfriend<br />
Witchcraft was on Karaoke<br />
Larry lit a blue blazer<br />
What a sight &#8211; Oh what a sight&#8230;</p>
<p><em><br />
Now let us sport us while we may;<br />
And now, like am&#8217;rous birds of prey,<br />
Rather at once our time devour,<br />
Than languish in his slow-chapp&#8217;d power.<br />
Let us roll all our strength, and all<br />
Our sweetness, </em></p>
<p><em><span style="font-style: normal;">Up unto my balls</span></em></p>
<p><em>And tear our pleasures with rough strife<br />
Thorough the iron gates of life.<br />
Thus, though we cannot make our sun<br />
Stand still, yet we will make him run.</em></p>
<p>Oh yes, we will make it run&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>TO HIS COY MISTRESS &#8211; ORIGINAL POEM</strong><br />
By Andrew Marvell</p>
<p>Had we but world enough, and time,<br />
This coyness, lady, were no crime.<br />
We would sit down and think which way<br />
To walk, and pass our long love&#8217;s day;<br />
Thou by the Indian Ganges&#8217; side<br />
Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide<br />
Of Humber would complain. I would<br />
Love you ten years before the Flood;<br />
And you should, if you please, refuse<br />
Till the conversion of the Jews.<br />
My vegetable love should grow<br />
Vaster than empires, and more slow.<br />
An hundred years should go to praise<br />
Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze;<br />
Two hundred to adore each breast,<br />
But thirty thousand to the rest;<br />
An age at least to every part,<br />
And the last age should show your heart.<br />
For, lady, you deserve this state,<br />
Nor would I love at lower rate.</p>
<p>But at my back I always hear<br />
Time&#8217;s winged chariot hurrying near;<br />
And yonder all before us lie<br />
Deserts of vast eternity.<br />
Thy beauty shall no more be found,<br />
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound<br />
My echoing song; then worms shall try<br />
That long preserv&#8217;d virginity,<br />
And your quaint honour turn to dust,<br />
And into ashes all my lust.<br />
The grave&#8217;s a fine and private place,<br />
But none I think do there embrace.</p>
<p>Now therefore, while the youthful hue<br />
Sits on thy skin like morning dew,<br />
And while thy willing soul transpires<br />
At every pore with instant fires,<br />
Now let us sport us while we may;<br />
And now, like am&#8217;rous birds of prey,<br />
Rather at once our time devour,<br />
Than languish in his slow-chapp&#8217;d power.<br />
Let us roll all our strength, and all<br />
Our sweetness, up into one ball;<br />
And tear our pleasures with rough strife<br />
Thorough the iron gates of life.<br />
Thus, though we cannot make our sun<br />
Stand still, yet we will make him run.</p>
<p>**************************</p>
<p>More politically incorrect interruptions from the Butter Band. I like this piece because it reminds of jokes in junior high. Like the little giggles and snickers during sex education class.</p>
<p>And if you listen at the end of this track you&#8217;ll hear the &#8220;hidden track&#8221; from the album where I talk with the lead singer in recording studio. The idea &#8220;borrowed&#8221; from a PDQ Bach album where it starts with him saying &#8220;Ok, now you&#8217;ll erase this right? It won&#8217;t be on the album right?&#8221; and the engineer replies &#8220;No problem&#8221;.</p>
<p>The original title of this track on the CD was not &#8220;To His Coy Mistress&#8221; &#8211; but I titled it that to make it easier to categorize and search on this website.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Title: Ghetto Booty Writer: Butter Band Producer/Engineer: Conrad Askland Released: 1999 Album: Butter Band &#8211; Feast of Lupercalia Label: Road Records Copyright: c 1999 Butter Band Style: Blues, Funk, Hip Hop, Rap Play Audio or Download MP3: Ghetto Booty &#8211; Butter Band &#8211; Feast of Lupercalia LYRICS &#8211; GHETTO BOOTY CHORUS Ghetto booty don&#8217;t you ever let them in Ghetto booty don&#8217;t you ever be their friends Ghetto booty keep yourself in the clear Ghetto booty drinking up the last of your beer Now you know I love the ladies and I give them respect But this song&#8217;s about the ghetto booty pain in the neck They be comin&#8217; to your house, knockin&#8217; on the door Looking for a good time and a free score Moochin&#8217; off your home boys they travel in packs Always acting like they want to get in the sack CHORUS Don&#8217;t you ever rendezvous (with a) ghetto booty Suck it while it dry and leave with all the looty Now some guys don&#8217;t care &#8217;cause they think they&#8217;ll get action Empty pockets don&#8217;t bring no satisfaction Don&#8217;t wanna play (or hate) do what you like Hot waxin&#8217; ghetto booty Martini Mike (Bass guitar solo) So [...]]]></description>
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<li>Title: Ghetto Booty</li>
<li>Writer: Butter Band</li>
<li>Producer/Engineer: Conrad Askland</li>
<li>Released: 1999</li>
<li>Album: Butter Band &#8211; Feast of Lupercalia</li>
<li>Label: Road Records</li>
<li>Copyright: c 1999 Butter Band</li>
<li>Style: Blues, Funk, Hip Hop, Rap</li>
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<p><strong>LYRICS &#8211; GHETTO BOOTY</strong></p>
<p>CHORUS<br />
Ghetto booty don&#8217;t you ever let them in<br />
Ghetto booty don&#8217;t you ever be their friends<br />
Ghetto booty keep yourself in the clear<br />
Ghetto booty drinking up the last of your beer</p>
<p>Now you know I love the ladies and I give them respect<br />
But this song&#8217;s about the ghetto booty pain in the neck<br />
They be comin&#8217; to your house, knockin&#8217; on the door<br />
Looking for a good time and a free score<br />
Moochin&#8217; off your home boys they travel in packs<br />
Always acting like they want to get in the sack</p>
<p>CHORUS</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t you ever rendezvous (with a) ghetto booty<br />
Suck it while it dry and leave with all the looty<br />
Now some guys don&#8217;t care &#8217;cause they think they&#8217;ll get action<br />
Empty pockets don&#8217;t bring no satisfaction<br />
Don&#8217;t wanna play (or hate) do what you like<br />
Hot waxin&#8217; ghetto booty Martini Mike</p>
<p>(Bass guitar solo)</p>
<p>So how can you tell from a ghetto booty sneaker<br />
From las chicas it&#8217;s a crisis (that you freaker)<br />
Well I know a recipe so very sweet<br />
So let me feel the love from a dope drum beat</p>
<p>Ghetto booty is a user abuser (beats a follow) up the sewer<br />
Drinks the beer then she goes runs up her panty hose<br />
(Wears the jeans) so tight even though they don&#8217;t fit right<br />
I&#8217;m tellin&#8217; you tellin&#8217; you mackin&#8217; it down<br />
Wears the funk address when the girl&#8217;s around?<br />
Round round around around she goes<br />
(Step has a flatter) with the plastic nose<br />
Ghetto booty stay away from me and my bro&#8217;s<br />
(Two bitches in line taking curbside ho)</p>
<p>CHORUS</p>
<p>**************************</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t have the lyrics in front of me and couldn&#8217;t catch them all. I put the words I couldn&#8217;t make out in parenthesis. Maybe someone else can help me make out some of those lyrics and leave it as a comment.</p>
<p>This was one of the Butter Band&#8217;s popular party and kegger songs.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s All Good &#8211; Butter Band</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Title: It&#8217;s All Good Writer: Butter Band Producer/Engineer: Conrad Askland Released: 1999 Album: Butter Band &#8211; Feast of Lupercalia Label: Road Records Copyright: c 1999 Butter Band Style: Blues, Funk, Hip Hop, Rap Play Audio or Download MP3: It&#8217;s All Good &#8211; Butter Band &#8211; Feast of Lupercalia LYRICS &#8211; IT&#8217;S ALL GOOD Now you told me long ago that you two were just friends But I know you was lying way before (it to end) I should quit laughing trying to hard to be funny I was cramping your style I don&#8217;t make enough money So this is a song that I wrote just for you Even though you like the purple I&#8217;ll always wear blue CHORUS Cuz&#8217; It&#8217;s all good Cuz&#8217; I&#8217;ll always be funky It&#8217;s all good whether it&#8217;s skinny or it&#8217;s chunky It&#8217;s all good that I&#8217;m taking all your blame And it&#8217;s all good cuz&#8217; your excuses are lame Now I&#8217;m sticking to a code that a fat boy must honor &#8220;Respect las chicas&#8221; or a fat boy no longer But you (assign) each other that I know for sure But your feelings are tainted and they&#8217;ll never be true So this is a song that [...]]]></description>
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<li>Title: It&#8217;s All Good</li>
<li>Writer: Butter Band</li>
<li>Producer/Engineer: Conrad Askland</li>
<li>Released: 1999</li>
<li>Album: Butter Band &#8211; Feast of Lupercalia</li>
<li>Label: Road Records</li>
<li>Copyright: c 1999 Butter Band</li>
<li>Style: Blues, Funk, Hip Hop, Rap</li>
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<p><strong>LYRICS &#8211; IT&#8217;S ALL GOOD</strong></p>
<p>Now you told me long ago that you two were just friends<br />
But I know you was lying way before (it to end)<br />
I should quit laughing trying to hard to be funny<br />
I was cramping your style I don&#8217;t make enough money</p>
<p>So this is a song that I wrote just for you<br />
Even though you like the purple I&#8217;ll always wear blue</p>
<p>CHORUS<br />
Cuz&#8217; It&#8217;s all good Cuz&#8217; I&#8217;ll always be funky<br />
It&#8217;s all good whether it&#8217;s skinny or it&#8217;s chunky<br />
It&#8217;s all good that I&#8217;m taking all your blame<br />
And it&#8217;s all good cuz&#8217; your excuses are lame</p>
<p>Now I&#8217;m sticking to a code that a fat boy must honor<br />
&#8220;Respect las chicas&#8221; or a fat boy no longer<br />
But you (assign) each other that I know for sure<br />
But your feelings are tainted and they&#8217;ll never be true</p>
<p>So this is a song that I wrote just for you<br />
Roll up my shirt sleeve and kiss my tattoo</p>
<p>CHORUS<br />
Bust it</p>
<p>(Instrumental solos)</p>
<p>So you think that I&#8217;m a jerk and you think that I&#8217;m cocky<br />
That may be true but don&#8217;t forget that I&#8217;m gawky<br />
You&#8217;re glad you&#8217;re off the hook and you&#8217;re finally free<br />
But I&#8217;ll catch a bigger fish, there&#8217;s plenty in the sea</p>
<p>So this is a song that I wrote just for you<br />
You can have my ex-girlfriend and all that taboo</p>
<p>Chorus</p>
<p>**************************</p>
<p>Butter Band was a Southern California hip hop, blues and funk group. We recorded this at the Road Records studio in Victorville, CA around 1999 (or so). This cut from their album &#8220;The Feast of Lupercalia&#8221;.</p>
<p>Butter Band was a fun group of college age guys that reminded me a little bit of the &#8220;Animal House&#8221; movie with Belushi.</p>
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		<title>Can&#8217;t Win For Losin&#8217;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Title: Can&#8217;t Win For Losin&#8217; Writer: Conrad Askland Vocalist: Chris Maher Released: 1994 Album: New Faces &#8217;95 Label: Road Records c 1994 Conrad Askland Style: Blues, Country, Vocal Play Audio or Download MP3: Can&#8217;t Win For Losin&#8217; &#8211; New Faces &#8217;95 Download Sheet Music PDF PDF Sheet Music &#8211; Can t Win For Losin LYRICS &#8211; CAN’T WIN FOR LOSIN’ If this had been a real life I would have been told what to do And if it’s just a test Why do I feel like such a fool? Well the only thing that I’ve learned Is that I don’t know everything The only thing I know for sure Is I don’t have much room to complain CHORUS Well they tell me to look on the bright And wait for what is meant to be But if it’s all the same When you can’t win for losin’ You don’t even want to play the game BRIDGE Now why won’t you tell me Why I got to be more than just a man? And tell me why I got to smile When happy is the last thing that I am CHORUS When you can’t win for losin’ You just don’t even [...]]]></description>
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<li>Title: Can&#8217;t Win For Losin&#8217;</li>
<li>Writer: Conrad Askland</li>
<li>Vocalist: Chris Maher</li>
<li>Released: 1994</li>
<li>Album: New Faces &#8217;95</li>
<li>Label: Road Records</li>
<li>c 1994 Conrad Askland</li>
<li>Style: Blues, Country, Vocal</li>
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<p><strong>LYRICS &#8211; CAN’T WIN FOR LOSIN’</strong></p>
<p>If this had been a real life<br />
I would have been told what to do<br />
And if it’s just a test<br />
Why do I feel like such a fool?</p>
<p>Well the only thing that I’ve learned<br />
Is that I don’t know everything<br />
The only thing I know for sure<br />
Is I don’t have much room to complain</p>
<p>CHORUS<br />
Well they tell me to look on the bright<br />
And wait for what is meant to be<br />
But if it’s all the same<br />
When you can’t win for losin’<br />
You don’t even want to play the game</p>
<p>BRIDGE<br />
Now why won’t you tell me<br />
Why I got to be more than just a man?<br />
And tell me why I got to smile<br />
When happy is the last thing that I am</p>
<p>CHORUS</p>
<p>When you can’t win for losin’<br />
You just don’t even want to play the game</p>
<p>**************************</p>
<p>I wrote this song in early 1994 while spending 3 months playing along the DMZ in South Korea with a band called the &#8220;Hardriders&#8221;. We did mainly Southern Rock music at military bases in South Korea to entertain the troops and officers.</p>
<p>It was a tense time in South Korea with constant threats of attack from North Korea. The band and I were shuffling every night to new locations to setup for the night&#8217;s performance on different bases. I was really exhausted  and felt like I wasn&#8217;t utilizing my talents to the best of my ability.</p>
<p>So &#8220;Can&#8217;t Win For Losin&#8217;&#8221; was an expression of that time and the feeling that no matter what you try to do, nothing seems to work out.</p>
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